August 26th is my own personal birthday (CakeSpy the website celebrates its birthday on August 1--there is still a chance to enter the giveaway celebrating this momentous occasion!).
August 26 is also, as it happens, National Cherry Popsicle Day. Now, I apologize if I sound ungrateful...but seriously, this is the crappiest holiday I could possibly think of for my birthday. Cherry popsicles suck, dude!
I immediately began to do an inventory of other people's birthdays, and most everyone came up with a cooler food holiday coinciding with their birthday, including my mother on June 28 (National Tapioca Day), my sweetie on September 18 (National Cheeseburger Day!), my sisters on September 14 and May 4 (National Cream Filled Doughnut Day and National Candied Orange Peel Day, respectively), my BFF James on February 2 (not only Groundhog's Day, but also Pisco Sour Day!).
I started to get angry, and thought to myself, "I could probably make a list of a hundred things I'd rather eat than a cherry popsicle, easy." So I did. It only took like five minutes.
Here are 100 things I'd rather eat than a cherry popsicle.
- Vanilla chocolate softserve swirl
- Hummingbird cake
- Mint chocolate chip whoopie pies
- Banana nilla wafer pudding
- Reese's peanut butter cups
- Princess cake
- A soft chocolate chip cookie
- Philadelphia butter cake
- Gooey butter cake
- White chocolate macadamia chip cookie
- Butter cake with pink buttercream (birthday cake!)
- Rainbow cookie
- Zeppole
- Cronut
- Croissant
- Chinese almond cookie
- King cake
- Pop Tart
- Dairy queen blizzard
- Frozen custard
- Carrot cake
- Macarons
- Cheesecake
- Chocolate fudge
- Velveeta fudge
- Pancakes
- Honeycomb
- Monster cookies
- Avocado cake
- French toast
- Rice Krispies treat
- Pink frosted cookie
- Snickerdoodle
- Gingerbread
- Corn cookie
- Meltaway cookie
- Pound cake
- Penuche
- Tiramisu
- Cake doughnut
- Yeast doughnut
- Cruller
- Custard
- Shortbread cookie
- Millionaire's shortbread
- Chocolate layer cake
- Apple pie
- Nesselrode pie
- Snowballs
- S'mores
- Macaroon
- Chocolate cream pie
- Spice cake
- Roly polies
- Pie crust cookies
- Galette des rois
- Sacher torte
- Alice B Toklas brownies
- Peach pie
- Banana split
- Chocolate mousse
- Maple spam doughnuts
- Peanut butter cookies
- Sopaipillas
- Cadbury crème eggs
- Pazcki
- Beignets
- Fried oreos
- Toffee
- Wellesley fudge cake
- Grocery store sheet cake
- Egg cream
- Black and white cookie
- Congo bars
- Hermit cookies
- Blondie
- Brownie
- Nanaimo bars
- Cherry pie
- Cherries Jubilee
- Chocolate covered cherries
- Cherry chip cake
- Cupcake with a cherry on top
- Black forest cake
- Cherry garcia ice cream
- Cherry pie bars
- Cherry ice cream bar
- Cherry crumb cake
- Chocolate chip cookies with dried cherries
- Bonbon cookies filled with cherries
- Creamsicle
- Fudgesicle
- Eskimo bar
- Jell-o pudding pop
- Yogurt with cherries on the bottom
- Flan
- Egg tart
- Navy bean pie
- Angel food cake
- Biscotti
Then I started to feel bad about poor cherry popsicles. Surely there must be something I like LESS than cherry popsicles, right? So, OK. Here's my list of things that I think are worse than cherry popsicles.
- Low fat ice cream
- Frozen yogurt
- Those awful chocolates that look like oranges
- Jelly beans
- Violet candies
- Deep fried Kool-aid
- Cherry Jell-O
- Fruitcake
So, there you have it. My birthday rant!
What are YOUR thoughts on Cherry Popsicles? Also, is there a food holiday on YOUR birthday?